Some Craiglist Unemployment wisdom

Unemployed man seeking a woman:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4w/990009999.html

 

Artist seeking your rendered-useless business cards:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/wan/983692359.html

 

Unemployed dude wanting a free massage (haha):

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/bar/989539854.html

 

Hilarious post by Joe the Carpenter: (I couldn’t make this up if I tried)

“HAVE YOU SEEN OUR INFASTRUCTURE HERE IN NEW YORK ? PRIMATIVE ! EMBARISSING  1,000.00 TAX REBATE , I SPIT ON THAT “ 

http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/bfs/990713838.html