oh unemployment, you minx you

24 06 2009

At this point, I kind of totally embrace being unemployed.  Here’s what I’ve been up to:

  • vegas 
  • forgetting to pay COBRA one month, then getting it taken away, then begging for it back, being denied and today, receiving a bill in the mail and realizing that they gave it back for no apparent reason
  • watching and rewatching every episode of real housewives of nj
  • obsessively following the demise of jon and kate’s marraige
  • hanging out with the kitten I adopted when I got laid off
  • teaching myself how to cook
  • explaining to people at a wedding how I don’t have a job and don’t care




Some Craiglist Unemployment wisdom

14 01 2009

Unemployed man seeking a woman:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4w/990009999.html

 

Artist seeking your rendered-useless business cards:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/wan/983692359.html

 

Unemployed dude wanting a free massage (haha):

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/bar/989539854.html

 

Hilarious post by Joe the Carpenter: (I couldn’t make this up if I tried)

“HAVE YOU SEEN OUR INFASTRUCTURE HERE IN NEW YORK ? PRIMATIVE ! EMBARISSING  1,000.00 TAX REBATE , I SPIT ON THAT ” 

http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/bfs/990713838.html








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